Friday, October 17, 2008

A couple of thoughts

1.) Tonight at Starbucks, Jon and I had front row seats to a parking lot sobriety test that was failed miserably. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The woman couldn't even stand on the line with both feet on the ground without falling over, but the true comedy came when they asked her to walk a couple of paces, one foot in front of the other. She lifted her right foot, thought intensely for a moment, wobbled a bit, then set it down in about the correct location. Close enough, at least. Then, she lifted her left foot, thought intensely for another moment, and set it down right on top of her right foot. HILARIOUS.

and 2.) Have you ever had a zit on your forehead so huge that your hairdresser's hand gets caught on it, then she looks to see what her hand got caught on, then she apologizes for looking?


  1. OK, number two is crazy! How is that even possible!?

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  3. GRR! Why haven't they introduced an "edit" function for comments?

    Put up some pictures of your hair!

  4. gross. did you get your hair done? or what? i'm dying to get mine done, it's atrocious beyond belief. i'm probably going to chop it off... it seems like time. I don't know why I even bother to attempt growing it out anymore. the end.
    don't drive drunk.