I really saw this.

...with my own eyes. Too bad my phone takes tiny thumbnail photos. This woman was a hairdresser (a hairdresser!!) at my mom's salon, and I kid you not, as I sat there watching her with my mouth gaping open, she began teasing this hair. I mean, obviously I knew that's how it got to be so terrible in the first place, but to see it happening right in front of me was truly spectacular. Thank you, Idaho, for moments like this!