Thursday, April 30, 2009

H one N one

Last week, all the top dogs in my company convened in Dallas, including one individual from my office. This individual just informed me that an attendee of that conference has since been quarantined under suspicion of harboring SWINE FLU!

I CANNOT get swine flu right now, I’m too focused on my career.

Official lab results due sometime today.


Results are in: Just regular flu. Forget we ever had this discussion.


  1. Well, you do know that more people die from regular flu than Swine flu, right? So, you can still die. You're welcome.

  2. Kristina stole my thunder. Fo rizzle, yo, swine flu ain't nuttin'.

  3. you coulda been FAMOUS! Oh well.

  4. Like a famous ScientistMay 1, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    I was sort of hoping this flu were even near 10% as strong as the flu I had last year that landed me confined to my hotel room in Palm Beach for a weekend. Digging your sarcasm juicy!