5. People hardly ever break into your car and/or try to steal it.
4. You can cause a parking lot accident and not care about the damage to your own vehicle.
3. You can play that one game where you try to crank the handle reeeeally smoothly so it looks like you have power windows.
2. You can play that one game where you try to find a worse car in the parking lot and if you can’t, you win (I win often).
1. When someone’s alarm is going off, you never have to wonder if it’s yours.