Monday, July 01, 2013


1. Person who says, "You think THIS is cold?? You should see what minus FORTY feels like!!" when it is minus twenty degrees outside.

2. Person giving the prayer who waits until the last note of the hymn dies out before standing up and beginning the journey to the pulpit.

3. Person who wipes down tables in a restaurant by flinging crumbs with a rag.


  1. Or the person who says "but it's a dry heat!" and all you want to do is point out that the asphalt is MELTING and they had to cancel flights at the airport BECAUSE THE PLANES ARE ONLY RATED FOR SAFE FLIGHT UP TO 120. But hey, it's a dry heat, so cut the whining.