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A girl sitting next to me just plugged her ear as I ate an apple! Am I THAT loud?!?!
He was naming them and telling me their personality traits. Roxie landed on my head.
Dumps like a truck truck truck guys like what what what the hell was in that dentastix
Girl snow or boy snow
Go get some cream and call it a night
Are you watching the puppy bowl?
I am eating samples at sams club I have a problem
New fave: I’m Alive. It’s an Animal Planet show. Even better than I Shouldn’t Be Alive because it’s all animal attacks. Just don’t watch the one with chimps.
Steve puts it in his mouth! As long as you move it around fast enough it won’t hurt.
Holy crap bag sandwich annie sent us a shload of food
I saw a young guy dressed up as an old woman on my street corner this afternoon. Complete with walker.
Don’t forget the ham
Gross I ate one and almost got a brain malfunction
is there yogue
Ok. Nothing else mean tonight. I’m way over my quota. Probably for a lifetime. Going to bed.
WHAT?!?!?!?! When/how did this happen? And on a related note, how did you find out? Was it your aunt’s connection to the MoTab underground?
Hello mister gooch
There’s a new Reba sitcom. Malibu Country. I think you should check it out.
Ada was in tears this morning because she wanted her boobies to be big. “I don’t want wittle ones!!”
Just invented the word duhfcourse (duh + of course). Please spread it like wildfire.
We are at the pet store and I pointed out the goldfish. She says, “I like goldfish. I like to eat them.” Also—the mice are “happy to see me.”
Did you eat a gum drop cuz I did
Yeah it’s the scraping that gets me.
Ada: “my crotch has a face.” No idea on that one.
You should buy me something real nice.
Oh. And in the tire store I overheard a girl say she heard the government is hiding the fact that there is a planet behind the sun on a collision course with earth. And that some famous guy with a blonde ponytail was on TV saying they wouldn’t let him in to Area 51 and that they control the weather and caused the tsunami.
The teacher that substituted steve’s class while he was gone wrote “all hear” on the attendance sheet.
Is it bad that I laugh the hardest at mine?
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