Last night, I ripped off a bandaid and it TOOK MY SKIN WITH IT.  Just like the time my gay friend in high school, Paul, waxed his eyebrows w...

Time for another round! Just playing around with my buggy design. Everything's better with a French translation. ...

Just because I haven't been posting doesn't mean I've been neglecting. Please admire my new blog design, and by "blog desig...

Some more oft-told Sweet family lore.  This second installment begins eerily similar to the first . See also : Episode I Episode III Ep...

And quitting yesterday morning was the best thing I ever did. I'm not going to hash out all the details on my public blog, but let's...

For the first time in two years! The job search went so much better than I ever could have hoped. I've only really been looking for two ...

I don't think it's possible for you to love this picture even half as much as I do, but you can sure try. [Insert blood-cu...

[phone conversation] Me : I made Banoffee the other day. Annie : Huh? Me : Banoffee. Annie : .....what did you say? Me : Banoffee. Ann...

During our move down to Phoenix we planned to stay a night in Page, Arizona. We searched Expedia for dog-friendly hotels and booked a room ...

Me : Hi! I'm your downstairs neighbor. Woman : ..Uhh...hi? Me : No, no, I don't think you understand. I'm the neighbor that yo...

The. THEEE family video. There is only one. (Thank goodness my uncle gave us excerpts of his footage from Christmas 1989, otherwise there wo...

Jon : How am I supposed to kill this thing? Me : Just get a shoe and kill it. Jon : [shudder] I think I'll drown it in shampoo. [pro...

It is very important to me that you know the exact layout of my Apartment Home, so, please, periodically refer to the floor plan throughout ...

Time to get caught up on a few pictures from before the journey. BIRDS: So this was so weird. Jon and I were on our way b...