Of course I would get the dummy stingray that doesn't know how to eat food.
Hard to hear - I say, "It didn't even get it and it was biting my hand over and over again!" and Stingray Lady is saying, "You know what? Try it again. Try it again." I don't think I've ever seen my mom laugh so hard as when we played this video on loop, except maybe for when she watched this Vine (be sure to un-mute it).
The next thing I knew Stingray Lady was physically placing my hand in the water to feed a different, less toothy species.
She told me I could get some antiseptic wipes and Neosporin in the gift shop, and I hadn't realized I was bleeding until then.
One day post attack.
In conclusion, Youtube suggested this video and it's amazing.
Stay safe, everyone. kthxbai.