Jon joined a gym.

Yesterday. The awesome kind with a pool and a sauna and a steam room and CLASSES and a guy named Chuck and everything. I was slightly jealous, until the following conversation took place:

Jon: Yeah, I’m gonna go every day. You can come with me, too. Chuck’s going to just keep mailing you free month passes.
Me: Huh? Wha? Why?
Jon: ………………………….…………….I told him about your heart.
Me: JONATHAN GLEN JENSEN!!!
Jon: What! I didn’t LIE…
Me: [maniacal laughter]

Fin