Eavesdropping

Overhead in a Circle K while perusing the snack aisle:

Female Cashier to Male Cashier: [looks up from writing a note] How do you spell "instead"?
Male Cashier to Female Cashier: I-N-S-T-E-A-D
Female Cashier: [..................crumple crumple, throws paper in the trash]

Stupid people make me happy. Is that bad?